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Your US Government at Work

Department of Injustice Comedy Show Continues

Online casinos and sportsbooks are releasing more wacky
wagers than ever. You can bet the odds on when your favorite Hollywood
divas will get pregnant or married. You
can bet on pretty much every reality show and online gamblers can even
speculate on the weather. To our
knowledge, there were no betting odds on who would be the first government
official to postulate that the Department of Injustice’s “Tobetaman
Square Massacre” e.g. the arrest of BetOnSports CEO David Carruthers, was
somehow, even indirectly tied to our war on terror. But perhaps you found such
a Calcutta Auction.

If you had Missouri’s
US attorney
Catherine Hanaway in your brain death pool, you
win. However, we all lose. As previously
reported on CasinoBettingNews.com,
she uttered, “We need to check it (casino revenue) is not being used for money
laundering, drug financing or terrorism. Because it’s flowing out of the
country in an unregulated way, we simply don’t know the ultimate destination”.

The sad and unassailable fact is that the government’s
crackdown on legitimate sportsbooks opens the door for funding terrorists
inside our borders. Our own Department of Homeland Security has been quite
sobering in admitting they know there are several sleeper terrorist cells
inside our borders. One of the most
controversial provisions of the Patriot Act allows for the government to
monitor bank transactions of “suspected terrorists”. Put the civil liberties arguments aside for
another time, even opponents will acknowledge it aids the government in
tracking money being wired internationally to domestic cells.

One way to sneak under such surveillance is to instead
earn funds locally and without a paper trail.
Perhaps terrorists would open a bunch of lemonade stands and not report
the income. No pun intended, but do not bet on that happening.

Should gamblers no longer feel secure making deposit to
well-respected offshore casinos, they will not quit gambling to take up cake
decorating classes. They will bet the
old fashioned way—through a local guy on a cell phone. According to Cy McCormick of the popular cyber handicapping syndicate AllianceHandicapping.com,
Many gamblers I know are diversifying”.
He says while few are abandoning the offshore books completely, “They
are using local guys they had not been clients of for years” feeling safer
betting with “Big Ernie” instead of the regulated Costa Rican books.

Oh Catherine dear, how do you know that big wad of hundred
dollar bills now going to some guy in a sweat suit isn’t being used for “money
laundering, drug financing or terrorism?” now that the Department of Injustice
and you helped eliminate some semblance of a paper trail?

Like we asked in a previous article, “Do you feel safer
now”?

Wednesday Computer Trends

Wednesday, August 9, 2006

Our news and notes are being constantly updated for the
weekend’s NFL football
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MLB

·       
Washington
Ortiz under 14-7

·       
Cubs Zambrano 12-4 personal record

·       
Arizona Batista 16-7 team record, 3-11 lifetime
team record to San Francisco

·       
Colorado
Francis under 14-6

·       
Toronto Halladay 13-3 personal, 18-5 team record

·       
Seattle Washburn 5-11 personal record

·       
Minnesota
18-5 with Santana, he sports a 6-1 personal lifetime record to Detroit

·       
White Sox Garland 12-3 personal record

·       
Boston Beckett 13-6 personal, 15-8 team mark

·       
Philadelphia Wolf 4-9 personal career mark to Atlanta

·       
NY Mets Martinez 6-1 personal record to San
Diego
, 2.38 ERA

·       
Zito 21-3 team
lifetime , 15-2 personal record to Texas,
3.16 ERA

 

Personal record is a pitcher’s record in his decisions
including relief appearances. Team
record is how the team did in his starts whether or not he was involved in the
decision.

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Tuesday, August 08,
2006

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MLB

DETROIT (ROBERTSON -138) Minnesota
(Radke)

Detroit is
rolling winning four straight and 14-of-19. The home team is 16-7 in Brad Radke’s starts. Minnesota is 3-7 in Radke’s
last 10 road starts.

Detroit has
won eight straight in the series at home, with all but one this year. Detroit
has won 7-of-9 with Robertson. They are 38-13 their last 51 overall and of
course a stunning 76-36 for the year.

Tuesday Knockout

8-8-06

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Latest Online Gambling News From Around the World

More from the Sports Gambling Ticker

Rumors about BetOnSports continue to spread like wildfire.
The Online Wire, to which Joe Duffy is a freelance writer, is reporting that
MVP Sportsbook, recently purchases by BoS will now become part of
Bestlinesports
. 
David Carruthers, the embattled former CEO will not
be released from jail until the end of the week
as his family raises the $1
million needed for bail.  A suitable
place for Carruthers to live must also be found.

Catherine Hanaway, the US
attorney has stooped to claiming online
gambling is tied to terrorists
, though does not seem to acknowledge making
something that should be legal against the law only encourages the underworld
involvement. “We need to check it is not being used for money laundering, drug
financing or terrorism. Because it’s flowing out of the country in an
unregulated way, we simply don’t know the ultimate destination” she was quoted
as saying.

This self fulfilling prophecy was refuted
years ago
and proves every bit as true today.

Fortunately, the World Trade Organization ruled the United
States government was being hypocritical
in ruling when gambling was
acceptable and when it was the root of all evil.

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Tuesday Baseball Computer Trends

Tuesday, August 8,
2006

Check out our constantly updated advanced
news and notes
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MLB

·
Mets Trachsel over 16-5, 14-7 team record

·
San Diego Williams 9-3 team lifetime record to
NY Mets

·
Minnesota Radke 17-3
personal lifetime record to Detroit

·
Pittsburgh Maholm 4-9
personal record

·
Cubs Marmol over 7-3

·
Dodgers Maddux 11-4 personal lifetime record to Colordo

·
LAA Weaver 7-0
personal record

·
NYY Wang 13-4 personal
record

·
Boston Lester 5-1 personal record

·
Tampa Seo 3-9 personal
record

·
Texas Millwood under 13-7, road team 16-7 in his
starts

·
Washington Armas 3-9
personal lifetime record to Florida

·
San Diego Williams 9-3 team lifetime record to
NY Mets

·
Minnesota Radke 17-3
personal lifetime record to Detroit

·
San Francisco Wright 3-7 team road record

·
Baltimore Cabrera 1-6 road team record

Personal record is a pitcher’s record in his decisions
including relief appearances. Team record
is how the team did in his starts whether or not he was involved in the
decision.

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will be constantly updated!

Thursday, August 10,
2006

 

Browns-Eagles

Tribune Chronicle

Browns coach Crennel doesn’t
plan to play starting quarterback Charlie Frye too long against the Eagles.
Frye is expected to play most of the first quarter before taking a seat on the
bench.

Philly News

The Eagles might have to add a running back before
Thursday’s preseason game at home against the Browns, Reid agreed. He said Ryan
Moats (knee) might be a week away from returning. Correll Buckhalter, trying to
come back from three knee surgeries in 4 years, has seen only limited contact
work in camp and probably isn’t ready to play in a game. Right now, behind
Brian Westbrook, the Birds have Reno Mahe and
fullback Thomas Tapeh, who can move over in a pinch.
That’s not a comfortable situation.

Colts-Rams

Indianapolis Tribune Star

“It’ll be, I think, a good test for us. We have some
defensive guys that aren’t going to play. But that means the younger guys are
going to have to step up. But I’m anxious to see them in those game
conditions,” Colts Coach Tony Dungy said Monday. “Our offense is pretty much
hitting at full strength. And I feel like we’ve got a lot of stuff in and
rolling pretty good. Defensively we’ll just have to see how the young guys do,
but I think we’ll be ready to play well.” Dungy expects the first-team offense
to see limited action at the beginning of the game. The first-team defense may
get a little longer look, though. “Probably about 15 plays,” Dungy said of the
amount of time he expects the Colts’ first-team offense to be in the game.
“Defensively, I’m not sure how we’ll go. We don’t have a lot of substitutes, so
our guys are probably gonna go a little bit more.”
Dominic Rhodes will start the game at running back and is also expected to get
an extended look. Backup quarterback Jim Sorgi, who
has been bothered by a sore right shoulder since late May, should be able to
play against the Rams. Sorgi has been limited to just
one practice per day by team medical personnel. He showed no ill-effects from
the injury, however, in Saturday’s controlled scrimmage and was able to go
through a full workout on Monday morning.

Indy Star

Quarterback Peyton Manning and the No. 1 offense are
expected to be on the field for approximately 15 plays against the Rams.
Veteran Dominic Rhodes likely will start at tailback, but rookie Joseph Addai will shoulder a heavy workload with the No. 1 and No.
2 units. The defense probably will be short-handed. Among the players expected
to miss the game are safeties Bob Sanders (shoulder) and Mike Doss (calf) and
tackles Corey Simon (knee) and Montae Reagor (knee).

 

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Friday, August 11,
2006

 

Jets-Buccaneers

Orlando Sentinel

The Bucs open the pre- season Friday night against the New
York Jets at Ray mond James Stadium. They’ll spend a
little time during practice this week reviewing the opposition, but Week 1 of
the preseason will be more about getting looks at young players. Rookie draft
choices like OG Davin
Joseph, Trueblood and QB Bruce Gradkowski
can expect a nice share of reps in their pro debuts.

Tampa Bay
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Bucs QB Chris
Simms
is expected to start Friday night’s game and play a couple of
series.

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Broncos-Lions

Denver Post

In a stunning development, Broncos undrafted
rookie free agent Mike Bell has catapulted into the starting lineup in Monday
morning’s practice. Bell has
leapfrogged Ron Dayne and Tatum Bell. Bell
remains the No. 2 back. Dayne has fallen from No. 1
to No. 3. Bell will start against Detroit
in the preseason opener Friday. Meanwhile, rookie QB Jay Cutler has replaced Bradlee Van Pelt as the No. 2 quarterback. Shanahan said
Cutler will come in after Jake Plummer’s start Friday against the Lions.

Detroit Free Press

Lions running back depth: Even
though he’s healthy and slimmed down, running back Artose
Pinner likely won’t be in a Lions jersey when the
regular season begins. Pinner, the Lions’ fourth-round
pick in 2003, faces an uphill climb in making the roster this season. Kevin
Jones is the established starter. Arlen Harris played for offensive coordinator
Mike Martz in St. Louis. Rookie
Brian Calhoun has had a good camp, and it’s highly unlikely the Lions would cut
a third-round pick. Plus, Shawn Bryson, who will likely back
up starting fullback Cory Schlesinger, can play running back if needed.

Patriots-Falcons

Macon Telegraph

Tight end Alge Crumpler would be surprised if coach
Jim Mora told him to wear a uniform when the Atlanta Falcons open the preseason
against the New England Patriots on Friday night. Without Crumpler,
Dwayne Blakley probably would take most of the snaps
with the first-team offense. Blakley, at 6-foot-4, is
a visible target for quarterback Michael Vick, but starting skill players
rarely play more than the first two or three series in the first preseason
game.

Providence Journal

Belichick said this week will be a mixed week in that the
team will spend part of its time continuing work it needs to do for the regular
season, but also mix in some preparation specifically for the preseason opener
at Atlanta Friday. “The Atlanta
game is an interesting game for us because it will give us a look at a lot of
things we haven’t seen that much from ourselves,” he said. The Falcons play
one-gap defense, do a lot of zone blitzing, run the stretch play offensively,
have a mobile quarterback and do a lot of bootlegs, none of which are featured
with the Patriots.

Bears-49ers

Suburban Chicago News

At the Bears’ current rate of attrition, just fielding a
team for Friday’s preseason opener in San Francisco
might be a bigger challenge for them than playing the game. Wide receiver Muhsin Muhammad and linebacker Hunter Hillenmeyer
on Monday joined the growing list of injured, although neither injury is
expected to be serious. Running back remains the biggest worry, with results
due today on the MRI Cedric Benson received for a
shoulder sprain he suffered in practice Friday. Meanwhile, the pulled hamstring
running back Thomas Jones suffered while taking a physical prior to the first
practice could finally be improving. Jones hasn’t practiced yet and a return
date remains uncertain, but finally at Monday’s practice he did something on
the sidelines besides stand. “I can’t say the second preseason (game) or when
he will be back,” Smith said. “I just know that you probably saw him doing some
running earlier here today and that’s a good sign. Besides the backfield, the
Bears have been particularly hard hit at wide receiver and defensive tackle. At
receiver, they were down to their third and fourth receivers Monday because of
Muhammad’s absence and Bernard Berrian is still
nursing a hip flexor strain.

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Saturday, August 12,
2006

Steelers-Cardinals

Beaver County
Times

Still no word on Ben Roethlisberger’s
chances of playing in the preseason opener.
But it looks more and more
like two other Pittsburgh Steelers stars won’t play. Joey Porter, a Pro Bowl
linebacker, definitely won’t play Saturday against the Arizona Cardinals. He’s
yet to take part in a training camp practice because of a knee injury that
needed off-season surgery. Hines Ward, a Pro Bowl wide receiver and MVP of
Super Bowl XL, probably won’t play either. On Monday, Ward missed his second
straight day of practice with a tender hamstring.

Verdein Independent

Now with healthy bodies reporting to training camp along
with a couple new faces, including a new defensive line coach, the Cardinals
are looking better than ever and feeling energized for the new season. The only
snag so far is the broken hand of King, who will sit out the next four to six
weeks while he recovers. The new defensive line coach is Larry Brooks, who
enters his 21st season as an NFL assistant coach and his first with
the Cardinals. Brooks worked the past 12 seasons as a defensive line coach
including the previous two seasons with the Detroit Lions. The offensive line
was really the Cardinals weak spot last year. This year’s changes which include
a new offensive line coach, the Cardinals are looking to up their performance
and protection of first-string quarterback Kurt Warner, who took a beating last
year and ended up on the injured list. Steve Loney
takes over as offensive line coach for the Cardinals. The Cardinals still look
very strong in their passing game with the return of Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin, who are prepped to
have another stellar season. Both wide-receivers caught over 100 passes last
year for over 1400 yards apiece. With the new addition of Loney,
the offensive line looks to be whipping into shape so that they can have more
of a running game, which is the goal of Cardinals’ third-year head coach Dennis
Green.

Jaguars-Dolphins

Boston Globe

Quarterback Daunte Culpepper has progressed so well in his recovery
from knee surgery that he could play in the Miami Dolphins’ exhibition opener
Saturday against the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Cowboys-Seahawks

Boston Globe

Terrell Owens said
yesterday that his nagging hamstring injury likely will keep him out of the
Dallas Cowboys’ exhibition opener Saturday night in Seattle.

Chiefs-Texans

Wichita Eagle

When the Chiefs failed one of their first offensive tests
of training camp Tuesday,
coach Herm Edwards—that famed defender of the defense—wasn’t happy about it. The
Chiefs couldn’t generate a first down when running the so-called four-minute
offense, a term for the mode used when a team is leading late in a game and
wants to control the ball and run out the clock. In what was an even bigger
crime to Edwards, they stopped the clock by throwing an incomplete pass on
third down. The situation was yet another sign of the transition the Chiefs
face as they move from the continual attack mode of the Dick Vermeil-Al Saunders
era to the conservative, ball-control philosophy favored by Edwards. The Chiefs
were using mostly backups at the time. Green, Gonzalez, fullback Ronnie Cruz
and guards Will Shields and Brian Waters were either sitting out the morning
practice or injured. The series ended when Casey Printers threw a wild,
incomplete pass on third down and eight after
two
unsuccessful running plays.That the
Chiefs used backups mattered little to Edwards.”The
backups will have to play Saturday,” Edwards said, referring to the preseason
opener against the Texans in Houston.
“I’m not going to change the game plan because they’re going in there, and I’m
not going to say, ‘Now we’ve got to throw passes because we’ve got a new left
tackle or a new guard.’ Are you kidding me?

Bellview News Democrat

Jonathan Quinn might start demanding the Kansas City
Chiefs bring him in for all of training camp. The journeyman quarterback’s name
was among those tossed around by coach Herman Edwards
on Wednesday, as injuries force the Chiefs to go searching for a last-minute
signal-caller for the second straight year. Backup Damon Huard
did not practice during Wednesday’s morning session after spraining an ankle,
and third-round draft pick Brodie Croyle
has been practicing only in running drills while he works his way back from a
shoulder injury. That leaves Trent Green and Casey Printers – who missed
Tuesday afternoon’s practice after taking a hit in the morning – healthy enough
to take snaps in Saturday’s exhibition game against the Houston Texans.

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