Well I made it to heaven via the Rapture. From the home offices of OffshoreInsiders.com here are the Top 10 early observations from eternal life

10. Led Zepplin has the No. 1 all-time song up here too

9. Hooters girls not as friendly. One already told me to go to hell.

8. Awkward moment: I confused Marilyn Monroe and Marilyn Manson

7. Founders of Heavenly Ham about to be slapped with large copyright infringement lawsuit

6. Telling somebody they are “down to earth” is considered a major insult up here

5. Chick Fil-A has limited Sunday hours

4. Michael Moore is working on a movie “Fahrenheit 521” that proves George Bush could have prevented the Armageddon but chose not to

3. Billy Jean King was not Michael Jackson’s lover, but is now. It was a match made in heaven

2. Milk and honey have no expiration dates

And the No. 1 early observation from eternal life is….

1. That Carly Simon song…It was about Karl Malden

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OffshoreInsiders.com Senior Sports Handicapper Matt Rivers has an NBA lock Saturday is on the Memphis Grizzlies (-3) Oklahoma City.

Reasoning: It’s tough to go against Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook as the Thunder are a team with tremendous upside but I’m going to roll with the vastly improving Grizzlies. Memphis completely outclassed the experienced and very good Spurs at home and I can see them take care of business here as well.

Lionel Hollins’ team is not looking like an eighth seed at all. These guys are extremely confident and seemingly have not missed a beat without Rudy Gay. Zach Randolph is a beast, Mike Conley, Jr. has become a quality point guard, Marc Gasol is playing better than Pau Gasol and all in all the Grizz at home should win this game and this price is cheap enough to therefore expect a cover.

I do think that Oklahoma City could and probably should win this series in the end as they have the experience from last season but in this first game back in Elvis’ hometown I will roll with the growing Grizz and expect the crowd to go ballistic and get rewarded with a win and cover.

Top expert pick on this game: Memphis from Matt Rivers

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There are two NBA games on tonight’s schedule, Boston Celtics at Miami Heat and the Memphis Grizzlies at Oklahoma City Thunder. Miami and Oklahoma City are the favorites.

OffshoreInsiders.com Senior Sports Handicapper Matt Rivers has a free pick Tuesday is on the Memphis Grizzlies (+6.5) to Oklahoma City.

Reasoning: Zach Randolph and the Grizz were so dominant in that opening game on Sunday that I’ll make a small play on them plus a healthy number today.

I am a bit hard pressed to believe this series is going to be 2-0 heading back to Memphis, as that is asking a lot, but all Lionel Hollins’ team seems to be doing is play great basketball and cover game after game after game. These guys completely dominated San Antonio at home and on the road even looked like the better team, which is extremely impressive. Now in the first game in this series it was as if Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook had little answers defensively. I guess things could change in a hurry in Okie City as the Thunder are a really powerful offensive team but it’s not like the Grizz. aren’t playing at an extremely high level right now.

Randolph, Marc Gasol, OJ Mayo and Mike Conley, Jr. are certainly a team on the rise. It’s been fast and may not be something that eventually leads to a championship but right now at this time Memphis is legit and should steal that cash one more time.

I expect the Thunder to walk off the floor as the victor but I also expect the Grizz to continue to do what they do and cover in the end.

Top expert pick on this game: Memphis

OffshoreInsiders.com Senior Sports Handicapper Matt Rivers has a winner Monday and it’s on the San Antonio Spurs (-1.5) at Memphis.

San Antonio skunked me right here in that last game as they lost by three when getting two and now trail the series 2-1 to Memphis. Is Greg Popovich’s team really going to fall behind 3-1 in the series? It’s possible as the Spurs are beatable but I just don’t see it happening in the end.

Manu Ginobili, Tim Duncan and Tony Parker are still extremely professional and still extremely capable. They are getting longer in the tooth and are a threesome that I have faded a bunch down the stretch but, in this spot in a must win game, how can I not believe they will pull it out?

Don’t get me wrong, Memphis is a very good team that will fight for everything. Zach Randolph is playing like an absolute superstar and other guys like Mike Conley, Jr. and Marc Gasol are no joke. The Grizzlies are playing at a high level, even without Rudy Gay, and it’s far from a fluke. But they are still a young squad that at some point will start to realize what they are up against. You rarely see a team make the playoffs as an eighth seed in the NBA and shock the one seed and there’s a reason for that. Talent is certainly one of the factors.  Say what you want the Spurs are still the superior basketball players and Pop’s boys have been there and done that which equals priceless experience.

This game should be tight throughout and hinge on a key play late. I can’t help but believe that the Spurs will be the team that makes that play down the stretch tonight. Oh and Zach, feel free to shoot another three in the final minute, I’m fine with that.

Top expert pick on this game: San Antonio

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OffshoreInsiders.com Senior Sports Handicapper Matt Rivers has an NBA playoffs pick Saturday is on the Atlanta Hawks (+8.5) at Orlando.

Reasoning: I am not saying that Atlanta is really ready to fully compete as the last few months were not good for Larry Drew’s team but I’m also not fully buying this current Orlando team. The trades were not as successful as Otis Smith had hoped and Stan Van Gundy’s team has a lot of deficiencies and frankly too many to just lace them up and win going away. Certainly being in the Magic Kingdom is monstrous for Dwight Howard and the home squad and it should result in a victory but this thing is not going to get out of hand like the easy four game sweep a season ago.

The Hawks actually took three of the four meetings this season and even though Howard will dominate the paint Al Horford is a good enough matchup to disrupt Howard, do enough to hold his own and limit a ton of damage. Plus the Atlanta defense is the fourth best in the entire NBA in terms of defending the three point shot and we all know how the Magic will try and go small and bomb away with guys like Richardson, Arenas, Turkoglu and others.

Atlanta has scuffled at times and has regressed a bit. They have had mind scratching horrific 30 plus point blowout losses showing a lack of focus at times, which really isn’t very conducive to success when the chips are down. But I am not all in on this Magic team and still like the talent that the Hawks possess. Orlando has become one of the smaller teams in the league as it’s Howard and Brandon Bass down low and that’s about it, truly.

Joe Johnson, Josh Smith, Horford and Jamal Crawford have game. Kirk Hinrich has not exactly been the answer at the point but the guy is at least experienced and good enough. In the end I do believe we are going to see a competitive game that comes enough down the wire for the visitors to grab that cash.

Top expert pick on this game: Atlanta Hawks from Matt Rivers

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OffshoreInsiders.com Senior Sports Handicapper Matt Rivers has a free pick in MLB on the Minnesota Twins (+122) to Tampa.

Reasoning: Tampa Bay is a bad baseball team right now and to not have to lay money with a far better Minnesota team is fine with me. And yes I know all about the recent wins including the Johnny Damon walk-off last night.

Yes the Rays won yesterday and the two games at Fenway Park but what the heck are the Red Sox right now? Daisuke is a total disgrace and taking those two games doesn’t impress me all that much. They have been better, I guess, but the talent level is still very low and very much lacking.

After losing Carl Crawford and Carlos Pena in the offseason and now without Evan Longoria the Tampa offense is fairly awful. Every team will have that one game where everything clicks so I do not believe that Joe Maddon’s Punch and Judy hitters have just all of a sudden found something. They are a bad bad offense right now and just cannot compare with Justin Morneau, Delmon Young, Michael Cuddyer and the Twins. Joe Mauer is on the DL which does hurt but it’s also not the end all as we saw with this team after losing Morneau. Plus I love teams off bad losses as they usually rebound and last night was the epitome of such.

I can’t say that I love the on again off again Nick Blackburn. The guy has had some quality moments but he has also had some lean times as well. In terms of upside and overall stuff Wade Davis may be on a higher level. The Tampa hurler had a very successful second half of the season last year and is good. But all in all he is not a guy that should be able to dominate the lefty bats of the Twinkies and to get Minnesota here, in some revenge, at this price is a must play in some way, shape or form.

I still do not think this Tampa Bay team is very good and I’m therefore just fine with fading them in a spot like this against the far better team.

Top expert pick on this game: Matt Rivers has Minnesota

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OffshoreInsiders.com Senior Sports Handicapper Matt Rivers has a baseball pick Saturday and it is on the NY Yankees (+120) to Boston.

When push comes to shove, 1-6 or not 1-6, I do think the Red Sox are the overall superior team when compared to the Yankees and the boys from Beantown showed that yesterday in their first victory. But these New York-Boston rivalry games are always high scoring slugfests that can go either way and in the end I’ll grab a solid price back on the still super talented Yankees.

One can never go wrong when getting such a takeback with Alex Rodriguez, Mark Teixeira, Derek Jeter, Brett Gardner, Nick Swisher and the rest of the Bronx Bombers. This team has been there and done that and Joe Girardi’s squad can without a doubt win this game. It’s not like the Yankee players are going to be intimidated by the Fenway faithful. Guys like Jeter and Arod and Rivera are guys who have won there and will win there again.

Ivan Nova is a young kid who knows how to get himself in trouble at times but the right-hander also knows how to get himself out of it and I like this guy. He doesn’t have the blue chip no-hit, when on, type stuff of Clay Bucholz but I don’t fully trust the Boston right-hander in Fenway against the potent Pinstripers. Sure Nova will get hit a bit but so will Bucholz and I don’t expect either guy to really last all that long.

The Sox drew first blood in the opener and there is no doubt that the Yanks can even up the series by getting enough from Nova and more from the offense.

Top expert pick on this game: NY Yankees

For more information: An extremely rare and poor Friday but the funny thing is that it’s not like I made dreadful calls. The beats were horrible and if you were following how everything went down you know as such. The Wizards were literally within 4 points and getting 13 ½ with seven minutes left in the game before getting outscored 17-2 to end it, save a meaningless three at the buzzer. The Cavs were right at the number and missed a slam dunk at the end for the cover and the Phillies had an all world superstar in Cliff Lee on the bump leading 3-0 before inexplicably blowing it thanks in part to an uncharacteristically horrible fielding play by Shane Victorino which allowed three runs to score. It happens, breaks at times will all go against you and that about sums up Friday.

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The 2011 Final 4 is here and it is time for the official betting preview of Virginia Commonwealth vs. Butler and Kentucky vs. Connecticut.

Commencing with the Cinderella Bowl, sportsbooks have Butler (-2.5) as the small favorites with a total of 133.

VCU is 28-11 straight up and 18-20 against the spread, going over at an 18-17 rate. The Bulldogs are 27-9 straight up, 19-13 against the spread going over 19-14.

The Rams score 71.8 points per game to teams that normally allow 65.9, shooting 43.6 percent from the field to defenses that permit 42.4.

On the defensive side of the ball, Shaka Smart’s boys clearly are not here because of their ability to shut down teams as they allow 66.7 points per game to teams normally getting 68.1 on a very poor 44.8 field goal percentage against versus squads that earn 44.1.

Butler scores 72.1 points per game to defenses that allow an average of 67.2 on 44.3 percent shooting to 43.2.

Defensively they allow just 64.5 points per game to squads that normally accumulate 69.1 on 42.7 shooting to 44 percent.

Top expert pick on this game: Forensic sports handicapping says both sides UConn/Kentucky, Butler/VCU rise to the level of premium lock plays and the earlier tipoff is a Level 5. So is a pro basketball game. Get ready to sweep, sweep, sweep again. Picks at OffshoreInsiders.com

Now to the second game of the sports betting NCAA Tournament card Kentucky vs. Connecticut.

The scores and odds Vegas line is Kentucky -2.5 with a total of 140. UK is 29-8 straight up, 17-14 in the wallet, going under 17-12. UConn is 30-9 outright, 21-12 against the spread, going under at an 18-14 rate.

The Wildcats average 73.3 points per game to squads usually permitting just 66.5 on a stunning 46.3 percent from the field to foes that are permitting an average of just 41.6.

They allow just 63.7 points per game against units that normally get 70.8, allowing 39.3 percent from the field to 44.2.

The Huskies score 73.3 points per game to 65.9 with 43.5 percent shooting to 41.8. They permit just 65.7 points per game to teams normally getting 70.7, allowing 40 percent shooting to 44.4.

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