{"id":6631,"date":"2009-12-02T15:40:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T20:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joeduffy.net\/blog\/2009\/12\/tiger-woods-jokes-jaime-grubbs-kalika-moquin-and-more\/"},"modified":"2009-12-02T15:40:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T20:40:00","slug":"tiger-woods-jokes-jaime-grubbs-kalika-moquin-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joeduffy.net\/blog\/2009\/12\/tiger-woods-jokes-jaime-grubbs-kalika-moquin-and-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiger Woods Jokes, Jaime Grubbs, Kalika Moquin and More"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n

Taking a breaking from dominating the NFL point spread<\/a> and college football odds<\/a>, we decided to collect the best Tiger Woods affair jokes from around the web. \u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. <\/o:p><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

Elin<\/span><\/font><\/span> found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah. <\/o:p><\/p>\n

Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree. <\/o:p><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger. <\/o:p><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

Tiger’s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.<\/o:p><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy. <\/o:p><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

Tiger’s car still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…”<\/o:p><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian.<\/o:p><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one<\/o:p><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

Tiger Woods is tree under.<\/o:p><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

Tiger woods has a lot of cars, now he has a “hole in one”.<\/o:p><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

What was <\/span>Elin<\/span> Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning? She was clubbing. <\/font><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever. <\/o:p><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

Many sportsbooks<\/a> have posted odds on the Tiger Woods voicemail and transgressions<\/a>. Will nude Jaimee Grubbs pics or Kalika Moquin pictures be on Playboy? Will there be a Tiger Woods divorce? Will Tiger hook up with Meredith Baxter and Nancy Locke? There are bets on seemingly all things Tiger says Mike Godsey of OffshoreInsiders.com<\/a><\/span><\/font><\/b>\u00a0 <\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/o:p><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

OffshoreInsiders.com<\/b><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Taking a breaking from dominating the NFL point spread and college football odds, we decided to collect the best Tiger Woods affair jokes from around the web. \u00a0 What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah. … Continue reading Tiger Woods Jokes, Jaime Grubbs, Kalika Moquin and More<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joeduffy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joeduffy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joeduffy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joeduffy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joeduffy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joeduffy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joeduffy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joeduffy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joeduffy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}