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Offshore Drilling is the Best Investment

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Wise investors are already cashing in on offshore drilling to beat the struggling economy. Smart Democrats and Republicans agree on how significant financial windfalls can be drilled offshore. Offshore sportsbooks and OffshoreInsiders.com that is.

We are not talking about black gold or Texas tea. Speculators are abandoning the perilous stock market and turning to the sports market. Cy McCormick of the MasterLockLine, which has outperformed NASDAQ every year since 1981 says this is a good time to invest with the elite sports handicappers.

Referring to the scorephone origins, McCormick stated, “We pick up the highest number of permanent clients when the economy goes sour” because the sharpest businessperson liquidates their stocks and invests in the more predictable sports betting marketplace.

Mike Godsey of GodsTips, anchor of OffshoreInsiders.com, could not agree more. “Baseball is generally a slow time for sportsbooks. Because of our prowess with small favorites and underdogs, the low risk, high return commodity is more precious than ever.”

When asked if he feels sympathy that tough economic times lead to a boon in business for his sports service, Godsey wryly responds, “I only feel sorry for those who continue to lose money gambling on stocks.”


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